Why I fell out of love with Zooey Deschanel

I wrote a thing for Beatreview about Zooey Deschanel.

"The fact that she’s all innocent and wide-eyed and has a shit band (yes, it’s shit now I hate her, I am fickle, my ears were clouded by sheer admiration) just serves to piss me off more. she’s not sodding Bambi, she’s an American actress who’s making shitloads of money from being ‘kooky’. But to be fair to her, she does it very well. She is something of a poster girl for weird girls in indie films. Not weird, like, weird weird, but fun, hot weird.

She sounds like a frog. And, she’s not that alternative or weird any more because she’s in a shit Channel 4 series and she’s the UK’s most desirable woman. And I am most definitely ‘over’ her. I mean, for a while, I was clutching her pseudo-indie films and throwing tear-soaked tissues at the TV, wailing ‘What have you done? Why do I hate you so much?’. But now, I have come to accept that I’ll have to find some other weirder actress to idolise."

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